“Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27- year-old woman came forward to deny rumors that she had an affair with Democratic front- runner John Kerry. The woman added, "I would never cheat on Bill Clinton.”
Conan O'Brien
“Overall, this is a good budget for this year, ... We're in a presidential election and next year a new president will tell us what he wants. If it's a president of the Republican party, a President Bush, we will be seeking different priorities.”
Pete Domenici
“If Rob Simmons can survive in the 2004 presidential election year when George Bush got 40 percent of the 2nd District vote, he can survive this year.”
Carl Forti
“From 40 to 60 percent of the presidential office is not in administration but in morals, politics, and spiritual leadership. He has to guide a people in the greatest adventure ever undertaken on the planet.”
William Allen White
“I've read about foreign policy and studied - I know the number of continents (during his 1968 presidential campaign)”
George Wallace
“Presidential candidates don't chew gum.”
Theodore C. Sorensen
“Don't automatically obey Presidential directives if you disagree or if you suspect he hasn't considered key aspects of the issue.”
Donald Rumsfeld