“You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people.”
Conan O'Brien
“If military action is required, our objective this time should be not to annoy Saddam Hussein, not to inconvenience Saddam Hussein, but to remove Saddam Hussein,”
Dan Quayle
“A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.”
Honore de Balzac
“Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route.”
Charles Caleb Colton
“If you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid”
Proverb
“No lover ever studied every whim of his mistress as I did those of President Roosevelt.”
Winston Churchill
“What is the student but a lover courting a fickle mistress who ever eludes his grasp?”
William Osler
