“The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.”
Confucius
“Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the y is silent.”
W. A. Clarke
“I sent Moses also and Aaron, and I plagued Egypt, according to that which I did among them: and afterward I brought you out.”
Bible
“We were friends before, and I thought we'd be friends afterward. He's a great man.”
Cassidy
“After all the debts and assets have been duly distributed according to the rule, any ,property be afterwards discovered, one must divide it equally.”
Guru Nanak
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
Milos Foreman
“The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.”
Billy Connolly