“Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.”
Craig Kilborn
“Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.”
Jay Leno
“Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'”
“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.”
David Letterman
“I would love to support Hillary for president if she would come out against the travesty in Iraq. But I don't think she can speak out against the occupation because she supports it.”
Cindy Sheehan
“Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to drop the name Clinton from her name, or drop the name Rodham. They can't figure out which one is more embarrassing.”
“Their heads would be with Hillary. But their hearts would be with Condi.”
Mike Espy
