“We've been watching with great interest. We need to be aware of potential hacking into the DOD computer system and be able to defend against some of those attacks.”
Craig Quigley
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
Dave Barry
“The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.”
Edsger Dijkstra
““According to Operating System phylogenetic tree windows and Linux have common ancestor, same as chimps and humans have. [fullbc.in comic 33]””
Mirtunjay Upadhyay
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
