“If we find a better fit, they have said they will bow out gracefully, ... Apollo says they are willing to stay, but that town will have to ?drive the bus.? And we can only keep Apollo if we?re willing to pay for the permitting.”
Craig Stevenson
“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
Will & Grace
“Grace- If you're looking for your Aunt Karen, she's not here. She doesn't work on days that end with..."day." ”
“Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.”
“Goodbye Prudey McPrude and hello Slutty McSluttenstein!”
“I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.”
Megan Mullally
“Karen- OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”
