“This old fart can still get there. But I don't even care. As long as we win, I don't care where the touchdowns come from. It's not like I set a goal of touchdowns before the season. All that matters is that they're in the act of helping the team win.”
Corey Dillon
“Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.”
Mena Suvari
“That just means I'm an old fart with nothing else to do.”
Bruce Shumaker
“[Roshi] is also sometimes translated as old fart,”
James Ford
“Cheli! The old fart. That's why he keeps playing -- he wanted that title.”
Kris Draper
“I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize”
Bart Simpson
“If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby.”
Will Carling
