“I'm almost convinced that dieting is totally useless.”
Cris Slentz
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
Erma Bombeck
“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.”
William Powell
“Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.”
Mimi Sheraton
“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”
Jackie Gleason
“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”
Jean Kerr
