“People don't know if they're in church or at a funeral.”
Corey Ross
“If you got something you don't want other people to know, keep it in your pocket.”
Muddy Waters
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals”
Clarence Darrow
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Garrison Keillor
“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.”
Samuel Goldwyn
“I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one.”
Thomas Lynch
“The most sickening church sermons are those you hear during funerals, about how the soul has left the body and that the soul can live without the body and lots of superstitions that we can communicate with dead”
Father Mark Montebello
