“I'm clean and sober for over a year and no one seems to care! They're like, 'Oh, her dramatic weight gain.' So, stop making fun of me!”
Courtney Love
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“So, I gained a little...weight, ... Big deal. Clean and sober.”
“I've been sober for a year!”
“One of the things Sober does is it turns your computer into a spam zombie.”
Andrew Lochart
“Once I went to prison, I figured no one was ever going to hire me again, ... Being clean and sober has given me the opportunity to become someone who if I say I'm going to do something, I do it and just try to be a productive member of society.”
Gary Davis
“One commonality with modern celebrations is that they would have a 'designated driver' who was supposed to stay sober throughout the event to make sure that others were taken care of.”
Betsy Bryan