“Never kick a cow chip on a hot day”
Cowboy Proverb
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“cash cow, and cash cows shouldn't be what's driving law enforcement.”
D. Miller
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk”
Ogden Nash
“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
Proverb
“A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."”
Jake Johanson
