“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
Cynthia Heimel
“This is not Lake Woebegone, where every student athlete and every team can be above average. The 50 percent rate, while not sacrosanct, is a good rate to measure whether we're making progress.”
Myles Brand
“In the pure, immaculate waters, both the lotus and the slimy scum are found.”
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
“This is just a slimy trick by Big Tobacco to circumvent the system. An $8 pack of cigarettes still exudes the same toxins as a $4 pack. For the people of Chicago, this is an equal-opportunity killer.”
Annie Tegen
“Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs / Upon the slimy sea.”
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendelton
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Charles Pierce
