“Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens”
Cynthia Nelms
“It's the one day of the year when everybody in the world can be a Texan and celebrate it. We have a unique state. We have a unique character.”
Charles Yates
“You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans”
George Carlin
“Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.”
Richard Lewis
“We stand with other Texans in defending Texas as a good place to live.”
Ed Sills
“You're a Texan now.”
Rock Hudson
“[The native Texan got her breakout role in] Jerry Maguire ... You had me at hello.”
Tom Cruise
