“I have never been on any kind of assistance before, and when you need it, they make it so hard,”
Cynthia Williams
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.”
Ewald B. Nyquist
“Seek assistance through patience and prayer, and most surely it is a hard thing except for the humble ones. (The Cow 2.45)”
quran
“The shortcomings of traditional practices of peer review become evident when applied to complex computer-assisted proofs.”
Thomas Hales
“He was kind of mad that he only had three assists through (his first) two years. He realized he needed to get his teammates involved. The five assists are more impressive than the 14 goals.”
Mark Nirrengarten
“One of the (Wright State) assistant coaches told me to get in touch with them when I decided what I wanted to do. I called them back Saturday and that happened to be the day they were playing Bowling Green.”
Dan Penick
