“Hi, this is Larry Ellison,”
Dana Carvey
“Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.”
Jay Leno
“Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“I'll tell what, old Bobbie Williams and Larry Summers did a great job. Bobbie seems to be able to find the ball every week now, and that's great. We just hope that he can continue it.”
Alvin Wyatt
“The offense did great in the first half. Larry did a wonderful job of directing things.”
Bill Clark
“He looked like Larry Bird out there for the first five minutes.”
Brad Brownell
“There's not this pressure on them of seeing Larry Bird or Isiah Thomas or Jerry West circle the court like was the case last year. The impact they're going to have is now going to be in the college game.”
Bob Gibbons
