“Ridicule is the Burden of Genius.”
Daffy Duck
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.”
Terry Brooks
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.”
Winston Churchill
“There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction”
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
Jack Handy
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
