“My dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So it's Hannah Dakota Fanning.”
Dakota Fanning
“For the first three weeks, I was their mom. If I named them, then I would definitely keep them.”
Dr. Kimberlee Young
“Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson.”
Mark Twain
“The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.”
Lao Tzu
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
Billy Connolly
“I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort Courteous; the second, the Quip Modest; the third, the Reply Churlish; the fourth, the Reproof Valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck Quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with Circumstance; the seventh, the Lie Direct.”
William Shakespeare
“The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.”
Maggie Kuhn
