“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it's a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH....and then a lil' angel flies out and says 'good morning, life is beautiful!'”
Dane Cook
“It is nothing short of a miracle that modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry.”
Albert Einstein
“I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.”
Bobby W. Miller
“This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire”
Voltaire
“I started, 'In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit ... '”
Charles Manson
“I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.”
William Blake
“Where there is sorrow, there is holy ground”
Oscar Wilde
