“A 6-Kleenex, 40-goose-bumper shot in the warm, golden tones of a cereal commercial.”
Dale E. Turner
“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”
Cher
“The door to the cabinet is to be opened using a minimum of 15 Kleenexes.”
Howard Hughes
“It's entitled 'Miss You.' So, bring your Kleenex if you come,”
Sara White
“I had a box of Kleenex and I'm bawling like a child and I'm not believing it, ... If I had the slightest chance of helping them a little, how do you not? ... These people are in trouble now.”
Jerry Lewis
“We'd re-up our Kleenex supplies and teach children how to cover when coughing.”
Wayne Beatty
“You didn't use up a whole box of Kleenex, weeping for the job like Frances did. And, you don't have a rich uncle.”
Ruby Lavender