“He was lined up straight with the ship canal,”
Dale Mitchell
“The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.”
Anon Amuss
“He was lined up straight with the ship canal. All of a sudden, he went port (left) and hit the wall.”
“We might just take the stroller and go over the canal.”
Nicole McGee
“We need to find a solution that keeps water in the canal.”
Dave Humphrey
“If the canal chooses not to expand, trade will continue to flow and go elsewhere.”
Chris Koch
“I'm obligated to operate and maintain the canal. Maintaining it and bringing it up to some high standard are two different issues.”
Jim Esget