“Waiters said the woman came to the restaurant with two men and a woman, who acted very weird.”
Zhao Jinyi
“The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
Oscar Wilde
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
Erica Jong
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Robert Heinlein
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
“A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.”
Morey Amsterdam
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
