“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Don't rush excellence.”
Brandon Gatewood
“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”
“I see a time where there might be a Good-Housekeeping -style seal of approval for the security of sites. There are organizations that do that now for privacy. Why not for security?”
Matthew Devost
“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”
Erma Bombeck
