“The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.”
Dan Castellaneta
“As you know, no one over thirty years of age is afraid of tittle-tattle. I myself find it much less difficult to strangle a man than to fear him.”
Christina of Sweden
“That's tittle-tattle. It was completely overblown. I'm surprised at you. Next it'll be 'I hear you drink a lot'. That's the normal one. 'He drinks too much, he's hardly ever sober.' Well if I was hardly ever sober, how would I have written 30 fucking books?”
Peter Ackroyd
“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen”
“Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.”
“Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!”
Homer Simpson
“Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?”
