“The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
Dan Castellaneta
“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”
Dorothy Parker
“Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.”
Chinese Proverbs
“Examine the contents, not the bottle”
The Talmud
“A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.”
Irish Proverb
“He is . . . like many other geniuses, a greater friend to the bottle, than the bottle is to him.”
William Lyon MacKenzie
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
