“She wasn't real appreciative and wound up getting angry at me. She said to me sarcastically: 'If you know so much, why don't you show me what I'm doing wrong?' I did, and we've been arguing ever since.”
Dan Fichter
“At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting was promptly defeated. My father who was there, said nothing, but that night, on my pillow I found a marked passage from Aristotle: Anybody can become angry--that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way -- that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.”
Arthur Gordon
“Some people are sadly oblivious to the fact that knowing how to say something negative or sarcastic does not in any way equal knowing how to say something that is actually intelligent or useful.”
Mike E. Knezevich, Jr.
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
Jean Baudrillard
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing”
John Erskine
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
Lawrence G. Lovasik