“The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?”
Dan Quayle
“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
Dr. Seuss
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
Maya Angelou
“You don't have boobs, they're just excess fat.”
mishxoxo
“Many have said " Money is a evil thing." Yet NONE say "Keep it "”
Sonya.E.Williams
“Always Be Ready For Anything that Comes: Bananas, Chips, College, an Opportunity, so when it does you are prepared... duh?”
DANIEL OJEDA
“"If you can make your friends feel better about themselves, because of something you've said. Then, you have done a good deed." ~ Tom Baker”
Tom Baker aka The Pondering Man
