“Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.”
Yogi Berra
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
