“When you come to the fork in the road, take it”
Yogi Berra
“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. Which road do I take? she asked. Where do you want to go? was his response. I don't know, Alice answered. Then, said the cat, it doesn't matter.”
Lewis Carroll
“Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."”
“We're lost, but we're making good time”
“They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"”
Casey Stengel
“I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.”
“The future ain't what it used to be.”