“We knew that French bibliophiles would be horrified to see their books falling into a trough like candy or soda. So we installed a mechanical arm that grabs the book and delivers it safely.”
Xavier Chambon
“Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.”
Chris Rock
“Since the ability to refinance or restructure debt is one of the incremental drivers of a profit trough, the importance of this policy change cannot be overemphasized.”
Christine Callies
“It's a way of peddling soda to the health-conscious crowd.”
David Katz
“It takes five minutes to mix up. Because it's leavened with soda rather than yeast, you don't need to let it rise. Just pop it in the oven and 45 minutes later, you have homemade bread.”
Patsy Jamieson
“[In] Both Parties Find Trough to Their Liking , ... Federal pork spending has exploded in recent years. The highway bill passed in July was bloated with 6,371 pork projects, or earmarks, inserted by members of Congress. Overall, the number of pork projects has increased ten-fold during the past decade. ...The pork explosion is a neon sign advertising the fiscal failure of today's congressional leadership.”
Chris Edwards
“I don't know how she does it, but when she tells him to cut back on soda, he listens.”
Linda Sanders
