“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
W. C. Fields
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
C.S. Lewis
“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
Jack Handy
“The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.”
Henny Youngman
“One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.”
Danny McGoorty
“It's a safe bet to say with special regulations, it's more about managing people than managing fish. It's often more social than biological, putting streams into a Catch and Release or any other program.”
Dan Tredinnick
“Betting is the manure to which the enormous crop of horse-races and racehorse breeding in this and other countries is to a large extent due.”
Richard Blackmore
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