“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
W. C. Fields
“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”
C.S. Lewis
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.”
Jack Handy
“The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.”
Henny Youngman
“One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age.”
Danny McGoorty
“If I was a betting person, I'd bet on Willie Brown but I wouldn't bet on point spread.”
Phil Matier
