“Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
W. C. Fields
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?”
Terry Pratchett
“When eating an elephant take one bite at a time”
Creighton Abrams
“Nobody wants to ask Joe when he might be retiring. It's the elephant in the room, and no one wants to speak up first.”
Suzanne Miklos
“That was one elephant too much for this boa constrictor.”
Judd Gregg
“When an elephant raids a crop field, it can be devastating for a farmer. Sometimes the elephants are spotted and shot in the act.”
Henrik Rasmussen
“Unless it was a fatal accident, which it doesn't sound like, psychologically it comes down to eating the elephant one bite at a time, (prioritizing) and taking care of the next thing you can do.”
Aron Ralston
