“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“We played at a birthday party that one of our friends was throwing for his wife. It was two bands and six strippers. And I didn't know it beforehand, but the show was outdoors on the porch of the bar.”
Brandon Phillips
“We are a state of outdoor enthusiasts, and we're proud of that, ... I don't care what part of the outdoors you enjoy, we have it all in this state.”
Jon Huntsman
“It also happened to me outdoors last year [in the hammer throw].”
Meaghan Byrd
“I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.”
Will Durst
“Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.”
Westbrook Pegler
“Most of them do not have access to outdoor activities, which you and I take for granted. In our first year, we took our 100 boys to visit the National Mall, and all of them said they had never been there before.”
John Maxwell
