“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields
“It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.”
Robert Metzger
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.”
Humphrey Bogart
“Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.”
William Faulkner
“Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.”
Marian Burros
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“At first I only used the Scotch to flavor the seltzer. Then I left out the seltzer altogether and only retained the ice cubes with the Scotch. Today, I am proud to say, I have emancipated myself from all such crutches. I drink my Scotch straight.”
Allan Sherman
