“I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!”
Washington Irving
“I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Some people are just mentally constipated and could really use a brain enema.”
John Ottesen
“When you try to formalize or socialize creative activity, the only sure result is commercial constipation. The good ideas are all hammered out in agony by individuals, not spewed out by groups.”
Charles Browder
“In today’s environment politicians spouting a so called sense of 'intestinal fortitude' are simply demonstrating a severe case of factual constipation.”
Quentin Braun
“Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...”
electrojit
“A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure. I don't want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”
Oscar Wilde
