“During job interviews, when they ask: 'What is your worst quality?', I always say: 'Flatulence'. That way I get my own office.”
Dan Thompson
“Queen Victoria - this flabby, fat, flatulent looking scion and successor of the most ignoble line of Royal Georges - Her chief claim to the remembrance of posterity will be that she has the means of afflicting the English people with a most prolific”
John Norton
“Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.”
Swedish Proverb
“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.”
Charlie Brown
“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank”
Dante Gabriel Rossetti
“Being spokesman for a generation is the worst job I ever had.”
Billy Bragg
“Of the mental hazards, being scared is the worst. When you get scared, you get tense.”
Sam Snead
