“It's been busy, but it's been a great busy. Every day it's something great. Somebody calls to do this or do that.”
Wade Boggs
“I don't know. It's one of those calls that if it's somebody else, he wouldn't get that call. But it's Paul Pierce. . . . I think I touched him. I don't think I fouled him. But he's Paul Pierce and he's going to get those kinds of calls.”
Charlie Bell
“Call a big-band station. Call somebody else, please. Don't call here. It's called targeted demographics.”
Tom Leykis
“I tied the rope around me and called up, if somebody had a cell phone, to call my sister and tell her I was OK. I didn't want her hearing about it on the news. We're very close.”
Scott Strauss
“A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."”
Jack Handy
“I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea', there was only one thing to do-break his head. When I got older, I realized that you shouldn't do it that way. I realized that you've got to do it through education. Children are not to blame. It is the parents. How can a child know whether his playmate is an Italian, a Jew or Irish, unless the parents have discussed it in the privacy of their homes.”
Frank Sinatra
“In legal parlance, that is called 'the rational person test,' ... That's where somebody else says, 'Even though we have no idea what this person would want in this circumstance in which they cannot themselves tell us what they want, a 'rational' person -- meaning, myself -- in that circumstance would want to die.' So you move very quickly from so-called voluntary euthanasia to involuntary euthanasia. These legal and medical developments are not simply hypothetical: They're in the courts right now.”
Richard John Neuhaus
