“If I knew the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich was going to be somewhere, I'd go look at it. But I'd rather see the Elvis cup.”
Wade Jones
“Every woman and every man is the mother of God when we carry Jesus in our heart and body through a divine love and a pure, sincere conscience. We give birth to Him through a holy activity which must shine as an example before others.”
St. Francis of Assisi (Letter to the Faithful I
“I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.”
Mitch Hedberg
“What a sandwich maker does is make the grilled cheese a little more special. Not only does it make the marks, but it flattens it well and makes for a good cheese-bread ratio.”
Laura Werlin
“You kill 'em, we grill 'em!”
Bart Simpson
“They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.”
William E. Geist
“Looking hard for a drive in, searching for a corner cafe, where the hamburgers sizzle on an open grill night and day,”
Chuck Berry
