“I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.”
Alfred Hitchcock
“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
Keith Richards
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“You stop thinking about the police finding out what you did. You start thinking about God knowing what just happened.”
Curtis Jackson
“However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.”
Quentin Crisp
