“I only have one question: 'Do I look good running the bases?' Because I almost forgot how to do it. He just happened to leave a ball out over the plate, and I hit it the way I've been wanting to hit it for a while.”
Daryle Ward
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
Abraham Lincoln
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Albert Einstein
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss
“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.”
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
