“Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.”
Dave Attell
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
Jay Leno
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“I have never called Dick Parsons a moron. I don't think Dick Parsons is a moron. Nothing could be farther from the truth.”
Carl Icahn
“For four years, Dick Cheney hasn't been straight with the American people. Why should he start now?”
Terry McAuliffe
“Obviously there's rumors and speculation. Officially, I haven't received a phone call from Kansas City. I know Dick did a great job there and Carl will have some options. We'll see what happens.”
Terry Bradway
“Do I think people will read 'Moby Dick' on their computers? No.”
Danielle Tiedt
