“If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.”
Alfred North Whitehead
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
Mark Twain
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“A house without either a cat or a dog is the house of a scoundrel”
Portuguese Proverb
