“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
Dave Barry
“How do you discover a need that nobody yet knows about? This is where the product breakthroughs come through.”
Donald Norman
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
Husam daoud
“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
Rita Rudner
“B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view”
Robert Paul Smith
“I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there.”
Jeff Koons
“Ending up an atheist wasn’t my fault. My mother’s religion forced her to breast feed me after coating her nipples with juice from a habanero pepper.”
Bobby W. Miller
