“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“The happiness which brings enduring worth to life is not the superficial happiness that is dependent on circumstances. It is the happiness and contentment that fills the soul even in the midst of the most distressing circumstances and the most bitter environment. It is the kind of happiness that grins when things go wrong and smiles through the tears. The happiness for which our souls ache is one undisturbed by success or failure, one which will root deeply inside us and give inward relaxation, peace, and contentment, no matter what the surface problems may be. That kind of happiness stands in need of no outward stimulus.”
Billy Graham
“I believe in physical therapists now, ... They told me it would take longer for the muscle to heal than the bone.”
Angela Moore
“We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.”
Max Walker
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself one and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.”
Claire Danes
“I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago, ... I had some issues.”
Tony Soprano
