“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”
Dave Barry
“If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.”
Jack Handy
“I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine”
Neil Armstrong
“Since all limestone mines are captive mines of cement plants and mining regulations are poor, cement industry is not investing in mine management.”
Chandra Bhushan
“He's a good friend of mine. When Larry took that job, he called me like six times in two days.”
Chauncey Billups
“I think you have to represent your city and your organization. Tracy's been a good friend of mine for a long, long time, and I look forward to him putting on a good show.”
Kobe Bryant
“I would if I could. Coal mining was the best job I ever had.”
Larry Burns