“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean 'idiot.'”
“I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.”
Kevin Bacon
“Yeah, it was a little slick. But some of these guys when they put helmets on turn into idiots, too.”
Timothy Peters
“When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.”
Joan Van Ark
“What do you take me for, an idiot? [when asked if he was happy]”
Charles de Gaulle