“No other plant built three different cars at the same time.”
Dave Berry
“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”
Mother Teresa of Calcutta
“I'm taking back my freedom! FOR I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING LIFE UNDER YOUR WINGS! I'm breaking lose, to be FREE. Free from all the harm and all the mental scars. I choose freedom over any fear or any pain. For I know the outside world awaits with open arms and loving hearts. And now I will salute you and let you know, that is time for me to go. Time for us to part our ways, I now welcome the joy of this brand new day... With that being said, I'm moving forward...”
Philip T. M.
“These 80 acres were planted in winter rye. The seed germinated and the plants grew three or four inches then died.”
Dan Lynn
“He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love”
Proverb
“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!”
Mitch Hedberg
“Harm no person, animal, plant or mineral.”
Thich Nhat Hanh
