“God bestows upon one man genius without patience and upon another man patience without genius. The relative achievements of the two are often surprising.”
Walter C. Klein
“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
Mark Twain
“Man compared to nature is a woman.”
George Otero
“The Man with One Red Shoe - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbuWpkoth0”
Unknown
“It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as possible”
George Bernard Shaw
“Test a servant while in the discharge of his duty, a relative in difficulty, a friend in adversity, and a wife in misfortune.”
Chanakya
“God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends”
Ethel Watts Mumford