“Eskimos get close because they are one of the few American Indians to have a long skull.”
Walter Neves
“Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.”
Eskimo Proverb
“Somewhere, and I can't find where, I read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" "No," said the priest, "not if you did not know”
Annie Dillard
“Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn).”
Bob Dylan
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
Dan Castellaneta
“In a museum in Havana there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, Òone when he was a boy and one when he was a man.Ó”
Mark Twain
“One cop was reaching for his gun. I had to break open one of the skulls to prove that these were fake.”
Todd Masters
