“Quite believably 13% of Americans believe Joan of Ark was the wife of Noah. It must be true because I read it in Zoo!”
Dave Collins
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.”
Joan Crawford
“Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.”
Charles Bukowski
“[A ghostly side note: Soldier boy Miller played a Lucifer-like character in the final two episodes of Joan of Arcadia. Coincidence?] I do find it strangely poetic, ... that a character who shows up on a show about God to play something kind of satanic winds up in the very last two episodes of that show, and then appears in the show that replaces that show on its exact time and night the following season.”
Wentworth Miller
“Ninety percent of me thinks there was a Pope Joan.”
Mary Malone
“I know one thing - it's cheaper to make Joan of Arcadia.”
Della Reese
