“Only Ellen has the credentials and the experience to lead this country. George needs to go to school. This is no time for learning on the job.”
Walter Robinson
“One thing leads to another. Experience more and see what happens next.”
Lorrin L. Lee
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
George Bernard Shaw
“You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'”
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
